This is a list of all alchemies created by The Serpent using the Alchemiter.

Basic Alchemies Edit





Kinect Wands

Knitting Needles && Xbox 360


These seems to be long white needles that you can use in conjunction with Xbox 360 Kinect. Maybe they can also turn into a controller...? Also you don't know whether or not this was because of your alchemy, but your Xbox suddenly got a nice yarn cover!


Kinect Wands && Bottle o' Enchanting


It rewards all successful combos made with it with XP! The more XP you get, the more battery life the wands get, and the more powerful your attacks get! It looks like the Kinect Wands, but with a glass vial at the ends, that contains the liquid in Bottles o' Enchanting.

XBlade of Xperience

Infinity Swords || XPBOX


Two legendary blades that enable you to preform better combos than with the stock XPBOX Wands! If your combos get high enough, the Blades enter RTD Mode, which allows you to gain special bonuses! Also, you gain an XP BAR! The more XP you get, the more levels you get!

Palutena's Bow

Aquarius' Attacker && XPBOX


This bow is sacred. Its forging is only explained through myths and legends. It is said to fire arrows of pure light, complete with 8-bit sound effects and points being earned.

Palutena's Bludgeoner

Palutena's Bow && Windows Stop Working


It can function as a bow, but upon breaking it in half, which would normally form blades, it forms hammers that you can use to, what else, bludgeon enemies!

Odd Crystal-Tipped Spear

Otherworldly Dust && Power Crystal || Spear


It is a spear with an otherworldly crystal on its tip that emanates with a strange power...

Demon's Conglomerate

Swordstaff && Demonic Plate


A hellish combination of sword and staff.

The Fire and Brimstone

The Platinum Punch && Demon's Conglomerate


A massive, uberpowered hellish gun covered in a netherrack substance. Its bayonet is now replaced with a long blade. It shoots fiery bullets tipped with a corrosive substance that dissolves most known substances.

Unagi Blade

Unagi Figurine && Sword


A blade stylized to look like an Unagi's tooth. Or rather, a fang.

Hades' Cut

Palutena's Sword && Netherbrick Sword


An upgraded version of Palutena's Sword that is now infused with the essence of Hades, God of the Underworld. The sword burns with his malevolent hate, and it resembles the texture of the warped fabric of the coat he wears. Through this, you can channel the powers of the souls of the Underworld to attack your enemies.

Team Credit

Team Spirits || Healing Cloud


A modified version of Team Spirits that is pure white in design. Its healing ability is much more potent now.


Hades's Cut && Radioactive Iron-Obisidan Sword


An upgraded version of Hades' Cut imbued with the power of radioactivity. Perfect for going against an angry god.


The Crosscircle && Potion of Speed II


Special boots that increase running speed, and therefore, dodging chance.

Corrosive Cubes

Fluorite Octet || Basilisk Venom


Fluorite Octet || Basilisk Venom

Eternity's Shylock Spiral Sucker && Eldritch Tentacle 10 (Was never completed.)

Magic 6-Ball

Magic Cueball || 6-Ball


(Was never completed.)

Clothing Alchemies Edit

Name Recipe Description
The Crosscircle Kinect Wands || Tuxedo A stylish dark green tuxedo with a cross of light green going all the way around. In the center is a light gray circle, echoing the Xbox logo.
Silver Crosscircle Crosscircle || Silver Fabric It looks exactly like the Crosscircle, but is, predictably, silver instead of dark green.
Red Suit of Death Silver Crosscircle || Critical Fabric It resembles the Silver Crosscircle, but the X and circle are now deathly red. Any attacks made with this suit on will have a greater chance to crit.

Don't Bleed on the Suits

Red Suit of Death || Jack Noir Poster A pure black suit with a red bowtie, as if someone actually did bleed on this suit. Also on it is a red spade with a black X. Perfect for the occasional murder.
From Lead to Gold Red Suit of Death || Miniature Alchemiter It appears this suit is mostly white, with some alchemiter decals. The right sleeve is gold in color, and the left sleeve is more brown, like lead.

Loom Alchemies Edit

Name Recipe Description
Calliope Shirt

  • White Magnum ~~~ Loom

SCP-914 Upgrades Edit

Name Recipe Level Description
Hell's Instrument The Fire and Brimstone > Fine 5 A powerful rifle born straight from the depths of the Nether, or hell, or what-have-you. Capable of dissolving almost anything, it also has a fearsome demonic blade attached to it and shoots an infinite amount of fiery bullets. Truly a frightening weapon.
Atheist's Grip Godsmack > Fine 9 A longsword that goes against the gods completely, whether they be good or bad. Its form is solid gray, lacking any special features, but it can absorb a god's elements and power, and add that to its power! Over time, you may gain a long list of possible elements to use.
Layer Eight Corrosive Cubes > Fine 8 A set of eight dice forged from bedrock. Typically roll favorable results in combat, and are unbreakable. Used by rolling the complete set. Depending on what the dice land on, the power and scope of the attack fluctuates.

Zillymiter Alchemies Edit

Name Recipe Level Description
Lil' Cal Magic Cueball >= Zillymiter
Alchemiter Zillymiter >= Zillymiter
Bow of Zillytym Hell's Instrument >= Zillymiter
Gluegun of Zillystik Glue Gun >= Zillymiter

Scratcher Alchemies Edit

Name Recipe Level Description
White Gem Chaos Emerald /\/ Scratcher 1
Oblivion's Guardian Broken Anachronism /\/ Scratcher 10